Psychology of the Oreo Cookie

Two Oreos

Apparently, there is some psychology behind the way you eat an Oreo cookie. To learn what the method you use to eat an Oreo, choose one from this list:

  1. The whole thing at once.
  2. One bite at a time.
  3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
  4. In little feverous nibbles.
  5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee, etc.).
  6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
  7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
  8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
  9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
  10. I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreos.

Your personality:

1. The whole thing at once.

This means you consume life with abandon. You are fun to be with, exciting, and carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time.

You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that`s okay, not to worry, you`re normal.

3. Slow and methodical.

You follow the rules. You`re very tidy and orderly. You’re very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous nibbles.

Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked.

Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles your life is in. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

Dunk the Oreo

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.

You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.

You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that`s ok, you don`t care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.

Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help – immediately.

10. I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreo cookies.

You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There`s just no pleasing you.

I was asked by some of you which category I fit into. I eat my oreo cookies in a slow and methodical fashion. Yes, the description for No. 3 does match my personality.


Posted on November 13, 2012, in Concepts to Think About and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 65 Comments.

  1. What about adding peanut butter to the middle, licking the oozing peanut butter from the cookie before moving on to no. 7? 🙂

  2. haha these are too funny. It’s a horoscope in cookie form. I am number 5. I like to dunk my oreos in milk then consume them. Did you find these on the internet?

  3. Reblogged this on h1dupku and commented:
    Rahasia kue Oreo

  4. Reblogged this on London is for Living and commented:
    The psychology of the Oreo Cookie. FYI, I’m a number 3.

  5. Reblogged this on The Amalia Project and commented:
    Add your thoughts here… (optional)

  6. nice post and i like it even more since i’m an oreo lover 🙂

  7. Reblogged this on go find yourself. and commented:
    I do it all.

  8. Loved this! It’s a very interesting subject! I always believed that foods you like directly reflect your personality but I never thought about specifically Oreos. Since I read your post, I believe the Oreos truly may say something about who we are. I think number 6 does sound a little about me. I do have a curious nature:) Have you tried putting some photos of Oreos? I think it would be great if you add two or three photos. I also wonder, which one reflects your personality?

  9. The things that people come up with! This is so cute and fun 🙂 Thanks for posting this 🙂 One question though, what if you eat them in many different ways?

  10. I wanted to thank you for this great read!! I definitely loved
    every bit of it. I have got you bookmarked to check out
    new stuff you post…

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